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here's one, that's COVID relevant.

Q-tips cotton swabs, existing copy:

"Q-tips cotton swabs are the ultimate home and beauty tool. with the most soft cotton at the tip (from the end of the stick to the top of the swab) and a gentle flexible stick, Q-tips cotton swabs are perfect for a variety of uses."

Q-tips cotton swabs, new copy:

I bet you're wondering—do I really need 600 of these bad boys? Maybe you thought they were just for your ears? Wrong. Human ingenuity has proved otherwise. While we actually don't recommend putting our swabs near your delicate ear drums (doctor's agree), these double-sided multi-tools have found their way into all sorts of nooks and crannies. Anywhere from cleaning to applying, Q-tip cotton swabs get the small jobs done. Go ahead, you have our permission to make Q-tips your new go-to tool.

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Oct 5, 2020Liked by Rose

Trader Joe’s Organic Mighty Turmeric:

Old Copy: JUICE SHOT

a blend of coconut water, turmeric & lemon juices, with added black pepper

New Copy: FIGHT

Antioxidants combined with Vitamin C & Potassium to help you fight a cold

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