Texting timid tigers
Alliteration can be a useful constraint when the weight of anything's possible feels heavy. Sometimes when we're generating names we just stick to a letter or come up with one name for every letter of the alphabet. This orthogonal way of thinking has a way of yielding results you couldn't come up with approaching a problem directly.
So today we're going to play a collaborative game with alliteration. Text someone you know an alliterative phrase. "Definitely don't dial dangerous donkeys." Something like that, or not, up to you.
From there, you wait for their response.
If they respond with more alliteration, like "duh, dude," see how long you can keep the rally going.
If they respond with something like "what's going on, are you on drugs?" then you respond with an alliterative phrase or question using the next letter in the alphabet. So in this case it would be something like "Even Elvis eats entire eels."
Keep going until they catch on or block your number :)
They weren’t that good of a friend anyway.