Grocery store celebrity couples
When celebrities date each other the media can't help but smash their names together to create tabloid ready portmanteaus. Kim and Kanye become Kimye, Brad and Angelina become Brangelina, Ben and Jennifer become Bennifer. These names are very unnecessary and usually outlast the actual relationships. Besides, everyone knows who you're talking about when you say "Kim and Kanye." Do you really refer to them as a couple so frequently that you need shorthand?
Today we're going to apply a similar logic (illogic?) to a very different type of celebrity—grocery store staples. What happens when you combine a pack of Marlboros with a pint of Häagen-Dazs? How about a Bottle of Coca-Cola and a bag of Wonder Bread? I don’t know but we’re about to find out…
Your mission today is to draw a product that is the combination of any two of the following eight iconic products. Include on the product its new celebrity name and a new tagline.
Bottle of Coca-Cola
Can of Campbell's soup
Bag of Wonder Bread
Box of Wheaties
Pack of Marlboro Reds
Pint of Häagen-Dazs
Jar of Skippy peanut butter
Bottle of Budweiser
Please share your abominations.
